What to Watch on TV

What to Watch on TV
by
Robin Hall


Ultimate Fighter OR Giada in Paradise were my choices on the last VCR tape. I rarely choose, just watch.

UF was silly. I wrote SpikeTV and suggested they take the gloves off, open the fights to everyone and see if their ratings improved. No answer.

Giada is a Food Network cook with 4 star "C" cup cleavage. I opted for her show.

DRAT. I cannot even watch the show for the cleavage. Its like a cobra and the waving of the pipe by a snake charmer. OK, for me, more like a small grass snake and a snack, but still.

I have 148 more tapes to choose from.

Confusion reigns. I am drenched. Its 4:15 AM. Drunk as usual.