Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Take Nasal Hair, Please

You all know I am not right in the head. I might be insane which = serious depression OR schizophrenia OR many kinds of outside trauma or combinations of these and who knows what other diseases.

I will try to get to most body functions over time. I am pretty sure intestinal winds will show up again soon.

Today's note is about the hair in my nose. Sure, one needs this hair to filter out pollen but let's face it, nasal hair does NOT do that good a job with pollen or bacteria, or viruses.

Sure, this hair is supposed to also keep out roaches, bees, wasps and earwigs. My apartment has none of these so I can experiment.

I have found over the last week that my overly active senses are upsetting me with nose hair moving, and I am detecting the itch from, air flowing in and out of my nose.

This is just wrong and its true. I had to do some serious clipping today so I could get to sleep later on or not be awakened even later.

You can see the sort of problems I face.

I am pretty sure Hercules had no greater task when cleaning the Aegean stables. Maybe he was just hallucinating and it was nose hair.